What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

How can I remove decimals in math?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is one thing you've learned from life?

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is it common for female doctors to examine male patients without another nurse present? Is there a difference in protocol for nurses and physician assistants?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

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share office space ...

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some ways to identify and avoid logical fallacies, such as straw man and red herring, in an argument?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Molestiae quas aut aut quisquam eum aut.

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts