What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:09

Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
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So they tried
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No way
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No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
share office space ...
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Molestiae quas aut aut quisquam eum aut.
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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